if they only understood

rise from the dead

2010-02-23T18:14:00.002-05:00

big tings a gwan

fin.

sorry for the absence....

2009-08-04T08:03:00.002-04:00

sometimes you meet someone special...

sometimes you find out that you yourself, are especially retarded, and have no real concept concerning whom to stay away from.. even if the warning signs are HUGE

regardless

the students of u.c. berkley (decadence.berkeley.edu) have something to say on the matter

the ben folds version is pretty good too.. but this is great.

im back.. if anyone still reads ;)

try this tasty stew!

2009-01-25T09:39:00.002-05:00

Cartel 'stewmaker' says he dissolved 300 bodies

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/01/24/mexico.cartel.arrest/index.html

MEXICO CITY, Mexico (CNN) -- A suspect in police custody calls himself a "stewmaker" for a Mexican drug lord, saying he disposed of about 300 bodies by dissolving them in acid.

Santiago Meza Lopez has asked for forgiveness from the families of those he says he targeted.

Santiago Meza Lopez was arrested Thursday in Ensenada, Baja California, but it took police 24 hours to identify him. He says he works for drug lord Teodoro Garcia Simental, also known as "el Teo," a powerful drug trafficker.

Meza, who is shown handcuffed and flanked by guards in video released by the government, calls himself "Teo's stewmaker" and says he was paid $600 a week for his macabre duties. The victims, he said, were men who owed Garcia something or had betrayed him.

A native of Guamuchil, Sinaloa, Meza was arrested along with three other people, including a minor female who said she was contracted for a social event. Other people sought by police were in the area at the time but were able to escape, officials said.

and oh yea...

Now, Meza is asking for forgiveness.

"To the families, please forgive me," he said in the video.

what a rotten son of a b*tch.

i bet he ate some of the stew occasionally. gross.

but yea seriously.. i feel kinda sick..

may you get to make soup out of your enemies.. ha

im all for awareness and fundraising...

2009-01-24T19:39:00.004-05:00

but this cant be completely serious?

i'm disturbed to be honest...

i mean look.. i love breasts. in fact, at times, i am fascinated.

but, until today, i never associated breasts with guns..

so here we go.. thanks smith & wesson!

SPRINGFIELD, MA (October 1, 2008) – Smith & Wesson Corp., announced today that the company has expanded the Military & Police (M&P) Pistol lineup with the introduction of the M&P9 JG (Julie Goloski), as part of the new Smith & Wesson Champion Series.

Designed in collaboration with Smith & Wesson Professional Shooter Julie Goloski, the polymer frame pistol incorporates several competition-specific features requested by the champion shooter. The M&P9 JG is engraved with the ‘Awareness Ribbon’ on the slide of the pistol and is packaged with two pink grip inserts (small and medium) along with the three standard black grip inserts. A portion of the proceeds for each pistol sold will be donated to a breast cancer awareness charity.

“Breast cancer is the second leading cause of cancer death in women after lung cancer and over two million women have been treated for it in the United States,” said Julie Goloski, Smith & Wesson Consumer Program Manager and Champion Shooter. “This is a tragic statistic, but one that can be changed. The money raised from this new pistol will help support research, increase education and promote early detection among both women and men.”

Chambered in 9mm, the M&P9 JG features a fiber optic front sight along with a Warren Tactical rear sight on top of the 4 ¼-inch barrel. For enhanced durability, the M&P9 JG has a Zytel polymer frame reinforced with a ridged steel chassis and a through-hardened black Melonite stainless steel barrel and slide. This combination of features provides unparalleled shootability and dramatically reduces felt recoil. The M&P9 JG has a capacity of 17+1 and is shipped with two magazines. The striker fired action trigger system features a 6 ½-pound trigger pull and has been designed with an overtravel stop for enhanced performance. Another distinct feature that separates the M&P line from other polymer pistols is that it does not require the user to press the trigger in order to field strip the firearm.

“In recognition of breast cancer awareness month this October, we encourage everyone to support the various charities and cancer centers through any means they can,” said Goloski. “For those who share a strong connection with the shooting sports, the purchase of a M&P9 JG is one way that you can give back.”

*i stole this from the guns & ammo magazine website.*

carry gats, save breasts. you know my steeze. ha.

how can hip hop be dead, if................

2008-11-14T10:01:00.002-05:00

http://www.wutang-corp.com/media/downloads.php

just some morning goodness..

new beginnings..and a damn good start

2008-10-12T09:06:00.008-04:00

"show love.. thats the brooklyn way"

adventures are good for the heart body mind soul... all that shit.

makes you feel alive.

although i didnt pick a tropical local like maui or venezuela or something totally outside of my comfort zone, i went to the north for my new house/home prospect. i do need to start looking into jobs and shit, but that'll happen shortly.

ABCD=american born confused desi, is apparently the term for me according to a tiny old indian man on the flight to newark. dude was mad straight tho, told me his story on coming to this country and ish.

spanish broads, although plentiful in my new neighborhood... i have yet to make the correct kind of eye contact, aside from.. oh shit your boyfriend is a gangster.. ha
(it makes me laugh - me and the roommate tried our weak game, didnt even get a hello...uppiy beach)

bushwick is rad..

bodegas are all i ever dreamt of them being. stale plastic bottled water, $8.50 cigarettes, and a friendly crew of owners. along with that.. the sandwiches for $3.50 are off the gotdamn chain.. boars head meat baby. all the way. and cheesy as shit.

gang fights - i'm avoiding them

baseball bat fights - i'm avoiding these too

people playing dominoes - can you bet in a game of bones?

young thugs - apparently all carry 9s

GREATEST CHICKEN SHAWRMA AND HALAL - is at big arc chicken, right beside the world famous papaya dog in manhattan. and no i don't care if you like oasis better. big arc 08! right off the subway too yo.

german brew actually sucks - i have witnesses, and cabbies that wouldn't pick me up in alphabet city can attest to the stench of german brews. although they were in 64 oz glasses. seriously.. you could bludgeon someone to death with a mug like this.
fuck an octoberfest if its all hoppy tasting

walking around in dunks, hurts yo feet. in fact i think i briefly broke my ankle cause of that shit.

looking so good.. costs so much. - ain't it the truth

iggy, great dog. very interactive for a 6lb hell raiser.

serato - is rad and very time.. consuming? well it takes up a lot of time, in a good way

delivery services for chronic - completely overrated.

brookyln hates my macbook.. i could connect for shit to any wifi. boo brooklyn interwebs.

lastly, from the pieced together thoughts... hudson mohawke and mike slott from heralds of change.. are fucking ill.. speaker bruisers and destroyers..

lot of photos to come.. but they're going on flickr.. have a look

http://www.flickr.com/photos/coleburns/

be easy. i got more to write.

evil jeanius - jean grae (bsbd remix)

2008-09-30T10:07:00.005-04:00

seriously, i hate to call it a remix, just like ive read elsewhere. this is a complete reworking of an album i originally got rid of the minute i heard it. now i cant stop listening to it.. gotdamn. all i gotta say

GET THIS.

http://www.linkbucks.com/link/d36ad51f

even on your best day......

(these beats are so fucking fresh.. this album is on somethin else. )
but just to let you know.. this is from the BSBD blog

...well i take that back. i cant find it but i read it last night

this album is an unlicensed project, as in BSBD gets no money, and neither does Jean Grae.. therefore.. if this album needs to come down lemme know.. and in order to show love.. go buy a BSBD album and a Jean Grae album.. show love.. or better yet.. support those that support you.. speaking of which.. read the blog and leave me feedback.

easy.

...when you've gone...

2008-09-23T14:49:00.000-04:00

brought to you by the all time great, muhammad ali

thank you mr. ali.

and im surprised?

2008-09-18T20:57:00.001-04:00

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/warner-todd-huston/2008/07/17/gas-prices-cause-louisiana-women-resort-pole-dancing

so i went to school there..

all those broads.. i think this was natural evolution for em.

hoes.

r.i.p. shogun of harlem... SHO NUFF!

2008-09-18T20:57:00.000-04:00

today... we commit the remains of sho 'nuff, the shogun of harlem, to .... permanent memory.

so yea.. ol buddy passed away, cant find much info on him (thanks blind i, but no really, thanks.. cause i wouldn't have known if it weren't for ya'll)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_last_dragon

get with it.

so yea, i didnt think there would be one....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shogun_of_Harlem_(character)

but yes ladies 'n gentlemen, there is an entry........

but yea, bruce leroy and sho 'nuff were part of my saturday afternoon movie viewing usually, either on channels 36, 46, or tbs 17. i guess it is time to get the $5.99 dvd at wal-mart.

so yea. hope hes making it to the big holly-hood in the sky.

peace sho-nuff.

haha....

2008-09-16T18:12:00.000-04:00

listen to the ad, best 12 bucks i spent since i bought a box of extra large condoms.

burial - archangel

2008-09-12T08:21:00.001-04:00

mmmm hmmmm.

mccain.palin '08

2008-09-11T19:27:00.000-04:00

so i wondered if id ever have statistics that proved most of america is full of fucking retards.

here we go.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/johnmccain/2706901/John-McCain-moves-ahead-of-Barack-Obama-in-US-presidential-election-polls.html

it says grandpa went up by 4 points? what the hell is that?

proof.

sho' nuff.

so im hoping there's an unspoken of mass of people ready to vote obama/biden. other wise, everyones a sheep. i know who im voting for. if its not obvious yet.

you could be love....

2008-09-09T19:12:00.000-04:00

for real. kyp malone doing you could be love.. off of the vinyl release off desperate youth and bloodthirsty babes...

word. if you love me youll buy me the wax

or any tv on the radio wax, for that matter

but being that i may love you, or just infatuated with what i cant have... heres this

http://rapidshare.com/files/143978083/Kyp_Malone_-_You_Could_Be_Love.mp3.html

the song is incredible....dont sleep. or keep sleeping, i have never cared less.

best version of "unforgivable"

2008-09-08T20:44:00.000-04:00

yea.

while you were sleeping......

2008-09-08T19:18:00.000-04:00

you missed out on that gza album, pro tools???

i doubt its an ad for those bastards at digidesign, but even if it is, this shit is definitely ill. i felt like the ground work was layed out in liquid swords and beneath the surface, i never actually listened to the legend of the liquid swords, so i wont front like i did. and of course the album with muggs, not the remix ( i thought that was muggs only). regardless. shit is hot. wake the fuck up and LISTEN.

(for those of you that need to visualize)

on the real.

so take your ass to itunes.. or go here http://www.amazon.com/Pro-Tools-GZA/dp/B001BGTWWO/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1220916466&sr=8-1

buy the wax, buy the mp3s from amazon or the cd, whatever your poison, get your prescription filled.

as if i needed anymore proof that i was getting older..

2008-09-07T01:54:00.001-04:00

'95? look how young those cats look, aside from the fact that.. well.. that was 13.5 years ago...

oh well. ha.

fun. i wonder what'll happen i the next thirteen.5 years.

be easy.

new addictions....

2008-09-04T09:37:00.002-04:00

so unlike your crazed local meth dealer/cook or the drunk at the corner tavern, i've found that this blog is my semi-constructive means of being anti-social. so this blog shall now be known as a fine purveyor of anti-social behavior. i will preach in 5 easy lessons, how to hate, how to never love anyone nor yourself, how to spit in people's faces, how to degrade individuals, and most of all how to dislike oneself. its really easy.

ill end this with a new favorite word

FECES.

listen to joy division...

2008-09-04T07:54:00.000-04:00

new wave sucks. joy division doesn't. was joy division new wave? maybe, but yet, it still doesn't suck.

yes, thats my review. more words you say? not in depth?

eat me.

also.. i cant stop listening to this

24 hours. if your not familiar.. get familiar..

also check out that movie control, its fucking rad, and done real well. dude who plays ian curtis, is amazing in his roll/reenactment. no homo.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0421082/ (for more info)

i know you have bad taste in movies, shoes, cars, everything, but hey..... this may be a better pick than that national lampoon movie you were queuing up on netflix ;)

fuck new order, btw.

okay..okay...for real?

2008-09-04T07:46:00.000-04:00

"wah wah wah... im going to washington to shake up the status quo"

just like i got to the toilet.. and shake after im doing pissing. whatever. she ain't gonna do shit right. and you vote for her....i get to laugh and make angry faces at you for the next 4 years. why does every think a dude that looks like father time and is a melanoma magnet, and some crazy catholic who doesnt believe in condoms and love retard babies is a good choice. that's one smug bitch, she hasn't done enough to deserve the position, and how the fuck is she gonna attack obama.. gimme a break. i wipe my ass with 2nd rate candidates.. much like toilet paper. so yea, if i read one more thing that says....something like, sarah palin is rad!.. im going to throw up on something.

its just another white lady. i see alot of white ladies all day long, i dont think she has the judgement for this shit. screw a bitch.. tell to get bent.. as one of my friends usually tells me to tell these scandalous skeezers and skip-skap scalliwags!

be easy yall...

dont waste your vote. father time and the pregnancy poster child? come on now. OBAMA.BIDEN'08! cause i dont vote for secret racists. (well maybe..check the biden thing from last month..haha)

public service announcement #9028

2008-09-03T15:56:00.000-04:00

don't pick up furniture on the side of the road, i mean really....

so up the street, this cat shot himself in the face... i guess foreclosures and losing your wife and kids can be pretty rough. but, regardless of what took place, i guess the landlord or whomever, maybe the bank.. came and emptied the property out, so there are two huge suede couches and all kinds of random ish in the front yard.

nice right? wrong.. you know dead buddy was posted up on those shits when he did the damn thang. therefore, i feel bad for whomever is about to pick those up, being that i saw two pick up trucks race towards the spot.

ew.

3-4 week old blood stained couches, from what i remember as a relatively quiet and nice dude.

i mean it sucks that hes gone, but its gonna suck more for whomever is gonna pick those up and then notice all the blood and brain matter.. fucking leaches yo.

peace to those who have fallen. life is rough.

check, check it out now...

2008-09-03T15:51:00.001-04:00

asia looks cool.. my boy boxcutta aka lindsey is in asia right now teaching asians how to remove their draws.. im proud of him.

oh yea, and he teaches english too. i hear big skinny is down there also.. so yea much love to the two of them...and right on with the video..

one.

pray for me....

2008-09-02T19:49:00.001-04:00

reks - grey hairs.. featuring production from statik selektah and premier.. come on now.. this shit is ill. on some ol boom bap.

seriously.. if you've slept on this album, your whole style is chump. just remember that.

buy it now.
http://www.amazon.com/Grey-Hairs-Reks/dp/B000JWDMYA

fool whatcha want? your life or your jewels?

2008-09-01T21:15:00.000-04:00

so yo.. i was digging around the MH site.. to find this shirt.. and look what i found instead

pure joy. i knew they weren't gay, bert and ernie were closet thugs.

bang.

one of life's memories, fixed.

goodbye lafayette?

2008-08-31T19:30:00.000-04:00

well. once again, end of hurricane season.... brings more hurricanes.

for once in 6 years, i'm not there. and yes, unfortunately, I do wish I was.. aside from grinning at the idea of busting shots at the hurricane and of course, the excuse that being there is no running water, that liquor will completely suffice, only. I mean.. there isn't much thats great about a hurricane. so at this time.. I wish all my fam and folks that live there.. you know.. safety and ish. cause from the news hype.. ya'll are about to get it rough. I do, on the other hand, hope it avoid NOLA totally.. poor city. but hey Lafayette.. time for a cleansing i guess ;)

but yo.. all ya'll be safe. and don't act tougher than you really are. I've been in a 90 mph hurricane wind (1st semester at school, and almost got taken out by a tree branch, so act with your brains, not your balls)

mad love.

oh yea, how would this post be complete without a photo of our buddy gustav..

-as a child.. they thought he was only angry at NOLA.. for an inexplicable reason-

-as he grew...they decided he was going to show the UL Lafayette Ragin' Cajuns football team what he thought of them and the field they practiced at (original message was full of curses and profanity, had to edit it. but in short he said fuck them, and changed his direction)-

in short

-i think this is the general message-

so is life. im gonna enjoy my long weekend.. i hope some of you get bricks to the face.. and the rest of you.. enjoy that whiskey and your sweaty friends.

oh yea.. and in case you were wondering.. yea imma lamp in this fair city

a-town stay down.

...she's the cheese, and im the macaroni...

2008-08-31T19:27:00.000-04:00

haha.

i mean, i guess there actually isnt any cheese in my life.. but shit.. im plain only macaroni right now... but yea.. great fucking song. and if you didnt know the sample before.. just remember nobody beats the Biz. Nobody ( Biz Markie - Just A Friend)

one.

are you fucking kidding me?

2008-08-30T22:21:00.000-04:00

look, if the world is this naive, i got a buddy who always told me he had a bridge in brooklyn he could sell me. i never saw the actual bridge, but i could introduce ALL OF YOU to him, if ALL OF YOU, are falling for this horseshit.

sarah palin?

seriously? i mean is mccain hurting that bad?

'ol first term governor, 5 kids , NRA life member, and assorted ish... is actually kinda cute. i mean, id give her a wetnap. afterwards. ha.

well yea, it is what it is.. seems weak to me tho, i mean, like does he believe women are that dumb, that you know, that she would appeal mainly on her sex, but not her probably ultra right wing politics..and gun lust. i mean the gun lust is kinda hot. me and sarah palin at a range? well whatever. hottest governor yet.

hey girl.. call me.

the little children

2008-08-25T16:40:00.000-04:00

so this intro to David Axelrod's album, the self titled "David Axelrod", is an amazing piece of work.. straight up. I mean it has greats like "Fantasy for Ralph", "Big BP Plus", etc etc. If you've slept, maybe you should stay sleeping. However, if your awake..... the first track has Ras Kass all over it, and the shit is ill..

i'm not sure how to link the track so that you guys can hear it, but it is on my last.fm playlist (twice in fact, and it should be on there a third time shortly)

the lyrics..

Capable of good and evil, so who'll lead you
Feed you to the beast cause politicians don't need you
Being a child is illegal, no bids, exam you painting his bald eagle
Then two voices spoke:
We do, we bids in trouble and hunger
We bid for their life and limb
When it get to be too many, we'll take care of them
Like our own, we'll hide 'em in secret places where no one can hear their moan

Uh uh,
I bid, I bid said the crowd just screamin
I bid for them all
I'll teach them a thousand things
To lie, to sneak, and to crawl
They'll sleep in my place like maggots
And if they work out like I want
It wont have to work
hahaha

No, I'll bid you higher and even higher, if I have to
Said Chron with his wolf's grin
i love to lead the children
And all those nice paths of sin
They'll all budge up to steel
The great cities streets they'll feel
And they'll grow too old to pity
Just right for the cops to kill
Give me the little children
You good, you rich, and you wise
And while the busy world spins around
While you shut your goddamn eyes
And your judges will all have work
And your lawyers will flat their tongues
And you jail guards and cops will be the fathers to your young

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Auction off your future.

i dont know how many of my present readers are familiar with the genius that is David Axelrod. but if you aren't.. throw those dusty bullshit LPs away, put the CDs in your desk drawer.. and take a journey (to amazon.com if it suits you http://www.amazon.com/David-Axelrod/dp/B00005HYXJ/ref=sr_11_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1219697613&sr=11-1 )

...another time, another place.

new Blue Sky Black Death! (chopped and screwed too)

2008-08-24T14:02:00.000-04:00

the track isnt quite my favorite as far as BSBD production goes.. but i mean, if you havent checked them out yet.. i dunno if i'd even recommend this as an intro.. regardless... they're redoing the 9th wonder "Jeanius" album with Jean Grae.. which i thought would be interesting, since I wasn't, surprisingly, digging.. ( i thought 9th wonder's version was weak)

so yea... check Blue Sky Black Death out if you havent yet...

this summer they dropped Late Night Cinema, and on their myspace, they have a chopped and screwed version, aka Lean Night Cinemam... which is pretty fresh in itself (break out a PT for the weekend on this one)

i think its actually free so ill share it right here:

link:
https://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=batch_download&send_id=596439489&email=5a595f98273fdd7daff76d564810b244

one love to the heads i roll with, two times for the narcs with canines.
enjoy, dont sleep.

Obama and Bidden ticket? Any opinions?

2008-08-24T13:12:00.000-04:00

I just saw this when i was eating some lunch yesterday. It was of course a brief lunch, but I kinda smirked at the comment.

Joe Bidden first attack on McCain and his not being in touch with the working class citizens of the u.s. (or whatever the new angle happens to be)

-disclaimer-
i never claimed to be an expert in politics.. i just think its for amusement, honestly.

but is he secretly racist? (no, personally..i think he was on the spot and didn't know what to say.. but haha, i guess)

all i have is the memory......

2008-08-24T13:04:00.000-04:00

....yet i never stopped to wonder, is it possible that you were hurting worse than me? Still my hunger turns to greed....

so this song... the video.. everything.... very fitting of my passing week. but... you know, you take good with the bad right...

but its not totally.. a ... depressing post.. or whatever you wanna call it.

cause cee-lo is fairly rad in my opinion

cee-lo on SNL (the glasses and hair are fuckin rad)

cee-lo, covering radiohead's reckoner? *wink*

how will my story be told now.

it'll be the writing on the wall......and the original plan of making this a photo blog... cause i guess.. im starting to run out of words at the present time

be easy boppers. im out for now.

dr. no? what?

2008-06-25T17:41:00.000-04:00

further proof that mccain is an assclown

the 1st is for tv. the 2nd is for the web. im assuming the 1st is for the more retarded of the bunch, cause lets be frank... dr. no doesnt really seem villainous to me, in fact i could rob dr. no. so yea.. you be the judge.

and hey for this one idiot out there. ill talk politics whenever i want. sea cow.

George Carlin R.I.P. (May 12, 1937 - June 22, 2008)

2008-06-23T10:05:00.000-04:00

George Denis Patrick Carlin[16] (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008)[17][18] was a Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and philosopher.
Carlin was especially noted for his political and black humor and his observations on language, psychology, and religion along with many taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven Dirty Words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a narrow 5-4 decision by the justices affirmed the government's right to regulate Carlin's act on the public airwaves.
Carlin's mid-2000s stand-up routines focused on the flaws in modern-day America. He often took on contemporary political issues in the United States and satirized the excesses of American culture.
A disciple of Lenny Bruce,[19] he placed second on the Comedy Central cable television network list of the 10 greatest stand-up comedians, behind Bruce and ahead of Richard Pryor.[20] He was a frequent performer and guest host on The Tonight Show during the three-decade Johnny Carson era, and was also the first person to host Saturday Night Live.

(borrowed from wikipedia)

So yea.. this is great loss.. definitely. George Carlin is someone i've been laughing at since day one, well you know since i could comprehend comedic acts and such.

So to celebrate his memory, i know he was an avid smoker, light one up! Here are some videos...

and, lastly....

Show the man some respect, go cop an old album and listen to him. Rest in peace Mr. Carlin.

"the game never change, only the players"

2008-06-21T14:18:00.000-04:00

quit listening to kanye "liberachi" west

bad man nah dress like gal!

there's never enough.....

2008-06-10T23:33:00.000-04:00

i've temporarily lost my mind..but i'll be back shortly.

also, the broken arm. healed - but it feels broken.

i don't know what that means aside from me being weak as sh*t, at the moment.

oh yea.

got a big test this next week.. so you know, wish your boy luck.

so to finish the title,

there's never enough time... for all this bullsh*t.

this world (of chaos and conflict) we've created...

2008-06-02T15:13:00.000-04:00

we have it easy. end of story

regardless.. its sad. but yo, "the runts", they're real. watch out now.

thanks to hoesinchokers.blogspot.com for this

hip-hop heavyweights

2008-06-02T10:35:00.000-04:00

The Fat Boys are 750 pounds of hip-hop rap. 750 pounds of creativity split between Mark "Prince Markie Dee" Morales, Darren "Buff the Human Beat Box" Robinson, and Damon "Kool Rock-Ski" Wimbley. These granola cats grew up in Brooklyn, New York, and were some of the first of their kind in the early 1980's, popularizing beat boxing to new levels.

They were initially known by the name Disco 3, winning a national talent contest in at Radio City Music Hall in New York during October of 1983. And shortly thereafter making their first single, "Reality." They changed their name to The Fat Boys while on a European tour, where their manager received a $350 for "extra breakfast," thus the play on fat, so to speak.

Unfortunately The Fat Boys "fat" gig reached a downturn late in the 80's and the trio disbanded in the early 90's. But there is some humor to these overweight boys. "There was a fourth Fat Boy, Bill "Phatamus Prime" Whitker (He was one of the original Fat Boys and was with the band during the Disco 4 Era (before the Disco Three came to be) until a fight with Buffy over a pizza and a can of chicken noodle soup caused him to quit." (Wiki)

This is all probably a summary of why these chubby bros were considered corny comedy rappers. I guess you just can't really take a bunch of fat upbeat noise makers seriously, but they had a good decade of music.

Discography
Fat Boys (Sutra #1015 11/84)
The Fat Boys Are Back! (Sutra #1016 7/85)
Krush Groove (Original Soundtrack) (Warner Bros. #25295 10/85)
Big & Beautiful (Sutra #1017 4/86)
Crushin' (Tin Pan Apple/Polydor #831-948 5/87)
Disorderlies (Original Soundtrack) (Tin Pan Apple/Polydor #833-274 8/87)
The Best Part Of The Fat Boys (Sutra #1018 9/87)
Coming Back Hard Again (Tin Pan Apple/Polydor #835-809 6/88)
On And On (Tin Pan Apple/Mercury #838-867 10/89)

i bit this from Heitah @ http://everything2.com/node/40084

for real.

2008-05-26T00:28:00.000-04:00

"i just wanted to play tag...never thought id be it.."

2008-05-25T23:50:00.001-04:00

today's psa

"...i will crush her."

2008-05-19T01:24:00.000-04:00

much like Borat said.. you too.. can one day.. crush her

check this out

what?

metal fists?

im tearin doors off of whips. straight up.

whats ghostface got on that, pcp doesnt compare to the raytheon sacros excoskeleton.

for more info, check the following, endagadget and http://www.mannpill.com/gadgets/the-real-ironman-suit-meet-the-raytheon-sarcos-exoskeleton.html

...but i am, somebody

2008-05-16T16:12:00.000-04:00

a young jesse jackson...

*disclaimer*

this was of course seen on hiphopisread, which if not will soon be listed on my lil list of links, but regardless..like mr jackson says...i am, somebody? (is that the proper way to punctuate this, if so, let me know, if not, point and laugh )

when keeping it real gets....outta hand?

2008-05-15T18:48:00.000-04:00

the effects of too much crunk juice? ......hmmmm, maybe.

"if i had my way, i'd have been a killer"

2008-05-15T17:54:00.000-04:00

i just wanted to give my utmost respect..to the most beautiful singer to have graced my sense of hearing

Eunice Kathleen Waymon, better known by her stage name Nina Simone (IPA: ninɐ sʌmɞnɑ) (February 21, 1933 – April 21, 2003), was a fifteen-time[citation needed] Grammy Award-nominated American singer, songwriter, pianist, arranger and civil rights activist.
Although she disliked being categorized, Simone is generally classified as a jazz musician. Simone originally aspired to become a classical pianist, but her work covers an eclectic variety of musical styles besides her classical basis, such as jazz, soul, folk, R&B, gospel, and pop music. Her vocal style is characterized by intense passion, a loose vibrato, and a slightly androgynous timbre, in part due to her unusually low vocal range which veered between the alto and tenor ranges (occasionally even reaching baritone lows). Sometimes known as the High Priestess of Soul, she paid great attention to the musical expression of emotions. Within one album or concert she could fluctuate between exuberant happiness or tragic melancholy. These fluctuations also characterized her own personality and personal life, worsened by a bipolar disorder with which she was diagnosed in the mid-1960s, but was kept secret until 2004

(excerpt form the civil rights era portion)
Simone was made aware of the severity of racism in America by her friends Langston Hughes, James Baldwin and Lorraine Hansberry (author of the play Raisin in the Sun). In 1964, she changed record labels, from the American Colpix to the Dutch Philips, which also meant a change in the contents of her recordings. Simone had always included songs in her repertoire that hinted to her African-American origins (such as "Brown Baby" and "Zungo" on Nina at the Village Gate in 1962). But on her debut album for Philips, Nina Simone In Concert (live recording, 1964), Simone for the first time openly addresses the racial inequality that was prevalent in the United States with the song "Mississippi Goddam". It was her response to the murder of Medgar Evers and the bombing of a church in Birmingham, Alabama, killing four black children. The song was released as a single, being boycotted in certain southern states.[11][2] With "Old Jim Crow" on the same album she reacts to the Jim Crow Laws.
From then onwards, the civil rights message was standard in Simone's recording repertoire, where it had already become a part of her live performances. Simone performed and spoke at many civil rights meetings, such as at the Selma to Montgomery marches.[12] She covered Billie Holiday's "Strange Fruit" (on Pastel Blues (1965)), a song about the lynching of black men in the South, and sang the W. Cuney poem "Images" on Let It All Out (1966), about the absence of pride in the African-American woman. Simone wrote the song Four Women and sings it on Wild Is the Wind (1966). It is about four different stereotypes of African-American women.[2]
Simone moved from Philips to RCA Victor in 1967. She sang "Backlash Blues", written by her friend Langston Hughes on her first RCA album, Nina Simone Sings The Blues (1967). On Silk & Soul (1967) she recorded Billy Taylor's "I Wish I Knew How It Would Feel to Be Free" and "Turning Point". The album Nuff Said (1968) contains live recordings from the Westbury Music Fair, April 7, 1968, three days after the murder of Martin Luther King, Jr. She dedicated the whole performance to him and sang "Why? (The King Of Love Is Dead)", a song written by her bass player directly after the news of King's death had reached them.[13]
Together with Weldon Irvine, Simone turned the late Lorraine Hansberrys unfinished play "To Be Young, Gifted and Black" into a civil rights song. She performed it live on Black Gold (1970). A studio recording was released as a single, and the song became the official "National Anthem of Black America" and has been covered by Aretha Franklin (on 1972s Young, Gifted and Black) and Donny Hathaway

(one more excerpt)

Simone's regal bearing and commanding stage presence earned her the title "High Priestess of Soul". Her live performances were regarded not as mere concerts, but as happenings. In a single concert she could be a singer, pianist, dancer, actress, activist, as well as both therapist and patient all simultaneously.[27] On stage, Simone moved from gospel to blues, jazz and folk, to numbers infused with European classical styling, and counterpoint fugues. She incorporated monologues and dialogues with the audience into the program, and often used silence as a musical element.[28] Simone compared it to "mass hypnosis. I use it all the time"[14] Throughout most of her live and recording career she was accompanied by percussionist Leopoldo Flemming and guitarist and musical director Al Schackman.[29]
Simone had a reputation in the music industry for being volatile and sometimes difficult to deal with, a characterization with which she strenuously took issue. In 1995, she shot and wounded her neighbor's son with a pneumatic pistol after his laughter disturbed her concentration.[30] She also fired a gun at a record company executive whom she accused of stealing royalties.[31] It is now recognised that this 'difficulty' was the result of bipolar disorder. Simone reluctantly took medication for her condition from the mid-1960s on.[32] All this was only known to a small group of intimates, and kept out of public view for many years, until the biography Break Down And Let It All Out written by Sylvia Hampton and David Nathan revealed this secret in 2004.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nina_simone

nina was tougher than you could ever be.

i mean i could go on and on with excerpts from the wikipedia article, i cant really tell you how much of it is true and how much of it is less than.. but regardless

i hope whomever reads this..has as much love for the high priestess of soul, as i do.

never have i been able to cling to music like i have been able to with nina, never have i sampled anyone as much as nina, nor can i explain the emotion and fury behind the recordings which encompass her catalog.

seriously. if you havent yet, i hope you do soon, because your missing out one of the wonders of the world. and seriously. buy the fucking wax or cd, or whatever format. if anyone deserves, she does. and put the cool kids album down, enough with the sweet tarts.. anyone got soul? cause i know one beautiful woman who did.

one love.
Nina Simone ((February 21, 1933 – April 21, 2003)

gone but not forgotten.

.....so there were these two dudes

2008-05-11T17:29:00.000-04:00

this guy?

cats on fire.

not my typical mix.... aside from all the pet shop boys and george michael original pressings i keep in my closet. get it, in the closet. but not this dude. samwell..... shiiiiiiiiiiit.

also

i know this has been makin' the rounds, but just one more time.

this kid... is why i shouldnt have children. i just think my kids would say the same shit

wow.

"so my friend came over, he smokes cigarettes....." etc etc (apparently crashing mom's dodge durango on 20s, and ripping some of the rims in half.. is the way to go these days. too bad my mom drove a minivan back in the day.. ( i crashed it at 17, but nothing like this kid )

i just think its fucked up personally.. how do you let your kid jack your car, i mean, at least have a bit more responsibility. ( and i say that now, until i have a seed of my own - but i would attribute it to lack of discipline)

oh well.. thats it for today. but yes, my public, i am back.

Nobody was sayin that shit when I was payin for them fuckin hot wings...

2007-11-28T21:17:00.000-05:00

So.... this is not an apology, just an explanation

After my tenured position as a liberal arts major at two schools at this point in time.. its finally coming to an end.

Being that its coming to an end, I will definitely update the blog..

But in the meanwhile.. some lyrics to stew on

I'm tired of niggas fooling muthafuckas
Actin like they drug dealers
All you rappers fantasizin that jewelry and car shit
You can pull the Speedos and suck my dick
Tell your corny fans who believe that shit
Lick the back of my ass quick
I'ma shut faggots down
Especially muthafuckas with that gay-ass production
New millenium homo sound
Smack the shit out of you for doin that wack-ass shit you do
50 bodyguards surround you
Keepin men that fuck you in the ass around you
Standin like you runnin shit, you ain't the fuckin President
Posin with ugly bitches in your video who take AIDS medicine
You don't wanna fuck with me or rock with me
Or rhyme on any block with me
Fuck the rap museum
I should be on the wall next to Run-D.M.C.
Between Public Enemy
Some assholes jealous me
I don't care no more about your lyrics
The average MC is bullshit, I don't hear it
Fuck you talkin about you rap with a good spirit
I make rappers intimidated
Over wack-ass beats they get motivated, some have ministrated
Even suburban kids copy your shit and duplicate it
My balls you now cherish
By some new-ass MC about to perish
Type of muthafucka to eat a lotta celery
Your CD was butter-soft - what you tellin me?
A bunch of 'N Sync type of fans hyped you up like Bill Bellamy
A bitch like you would rhyme with a curfew
Niggas with real shit will hurt you
The girl scout club I refer you
Bastard you
Your man rap, new nigga, he's wack, fuck you
Stay low, I'm above you
I erase your shit, I don't dub you
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU

So apparently..all i can think about is Kool Keith..since the blog started.. eventually ill switch it up.. in fact next blog..

But for all of you that doubt the blog right now....some more lyrics

Muthafucka, I pull your face off
'Bout to show you what the fuck you look like
Cause you keep it real
Too real muthafuckin broke
2001
Nobody was sayin that shit when I was payin for them fuckin hot wings
Hope you burn your fuckin lips!!!

for real.

chinchilla nikes. on some next shit

Alll the crack and the drugs.....make me feel the way I feel

2007-11-08T08:41:00.001-05:00

i think i could quote kool keith for every title in the future on this blog.. but we'll see how far i can take that theme

regardless..

if you havent done it yet

go check the infamous

www.hoesinchokers.blogspot.com

and heres another one.. my homie jayne

im the unknown friend.. not the one who got choked out..touch me and you get sued. im too old for kid games..id rather buy hookers with your money

http://hemojaynematosis.blogspot.com/

so yea.. promotional thursdays.

fuck you for not reading those blogs..

The 10 Bum Commandments?

2007-10-18T09:17:00.000-04:00

So, thanks to my boy AlextheGreat for this one. "How to Become a Hobo", as found on WikiHow.com

"Historically, many people have been forced into becoming hobos because of circumstances where jobs are so scarce that they have no choice but to travel with hoe in hand in search of work. The word Hobo comes from the words "Hoe Boys". Such is the life of a hobo, defined by the American Heritage Dictionary as "one who wanders from place to place without a permanent home or a means of livelihood." But the dawn of the Internet and increased dissatisfaction with the 9 to 5 routine have led more and more people to wonder if earning a living while on the road is a viable alternative to the daily grind. If you're thinking about becoming an opportunistic and resourceful transient worker, keeping your costs low, responsibilities simple, and freedom intact, here are the questions you'll need to ask yourself and the preparations you'll need to make."

Word?

So check it out. For those of you ready to make a new life choice, or a new move, such as myself with an impending graduation. This seems like a viable option.

For more info, read http://www.wikihow.com/Become-a-Hobo.

May your dreams of being a train riding hobo come about, but apparently, being a designer and sleeping on others couches is good enough.

Experience and a resume builder, thats a combo kid.

....and they say no awareness, swift as gold

2007-10-17T10:49:00.000-04:00

So, inally, the blog has been established.

I'll work on the design on the coming weekend and make it look fresher.. hopefully

This blog will focus on hip hop (and why shit is falling off - or not), pro audio gear (briefly), rants/raves, pictures (design/graffiti/etc), much shit talking, my sexual conquests, etc.

Bookmark it and look back whenever you get a chance...maybe ill surprise you or i might make you go braindead

And as a foreward, id like to post some lyrics from a song.

"My rhymin' is a vitamin, held without a capsule
The smooth criminal on beat breaks
Never put me in your box if your shit eats tapes
The city never sleeps, full of villians and creeps
That's where I learned to do my hustle had to scuffle with freaks
I'ma addict for sneakers, twenties of buddah and bitches with beepers
In the streets I can greet ya, about blunts I teach ya
Inhale deep like the words of my breath
I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin of death"
Nas - N.Y. State of Mind

So with this being said.. dont sleep! I've got love to give and hell to raise.

easy